funniest memory i have, must be about 15 years ago,, saw a fat guy fall

let's talk with certainty about being an intro- or extrovert as if these concepts make sense to grasp as a dichotomal binary and aren't as or even more vague than gender

the moral obligation of hurting the person who tells you that pain and discomfort transmutates into personal growth

i am listening to the stock ringtones on my phone on the street like a girl on rollerskates in the 90s with a boombox would

wow you think the world isn't just black and white but in various greytones? mind blown bro that's really original and amazing and it's totally not like you're just masquerading your uninformed vague skepticism as "nuanced thinking".

idea for a feminist street art name: mauerblümchen
price for using it: 50.000€ for unlimited usage or 2.000€ per work

currently listening to my playlist of yelping dogs and the sound of echoey footsteps on marble flooring

there's a big mushroom growing on my head

-dagoth

why has no one told me before how tasty poison ivy berries are?!

does biting your nails qualify as autocannibalism?